According to this article in the LA Times, the "trained" bear from Semi-Pro bit some dude on the neck and killed him.
Allow me to point out that the dude in question was an experienced animal trainer, not some tourist with Doritos in his pocket.
You can't trust these furry assholes. Or, I guess you could, but that would mean you're asking to get eaten. Suicide-by-bear is not the way to go in life.
In the immortal words of Billy Milano:
Don't go in there
You best beware
And please don't feed the fuckin' bears!
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