Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Query of the Day

"I wrote a screenplay called [title removed to protect the innocent; includes two typos] It is about a pimp name Ryan. Ryan is the main character in the sccreenplay. Ryan works for another pimp name Lanady. Ryan brings all the money that he gets from his hoes back to Lanady. Ryan has problems with another pimp because Ryan got his hoes working on the pimps block. Ryan then has problems with the american mob because the american mob wanna sell drugs on Ryan block. Ryan then falls in love with his main hoe. Ryan gets involve with a strip club and becomes partners with the strip club owner. Ryan bumps into a crookied cop and starts paying off the cop to stay out of jail."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's settled. You are the Joe Esterhaz of the future.

;-)

-Steve

Mike Kuciak said...

Dude, I'M not writing these...