From today's news: "Ninja 'Affront' Angers Kung Fu Monks."
This guy doesn't know what he's getting himself into. One calligraphy scroll to the Master of the Flying Guillotine, and the next thing you know the Master's blowing up his house and on the trail. He'll take off this dude's head, and sew it back on just so he can cut if off again.
They'll mount it on a waist-high stick and take turns skullfucking it. For reals, yo. There are lines in this world that you just don't cross.
Ninjas are pretty sweet. But I still remember the first UFC where a guy with something like an eighth-degree black belt in ninjutsu got his ass handed to him within ten seconds. His shit was ruined on an epic scale. Whereas Jet Li is a former Shaolin monk.
Not taking sides here, just sayin'... they still haven't factored pirates into the equation, either.
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yes but shaolin monks do sleep eventualy and ninjas are the masters of stealth
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