Query of the Day

This one speaks for itself:

"Hey hows it hanging? Good glad to hear it. Lets cut the bullshit... Looking for next years big holiday blockbuster?

Well I got it. "[title removed]" aka "[other title removed]" Based on Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol" WAIT!!! I know you have seen every version done know to man - from Muppets to the old west, outer-space and modern-day. Check out this twist with an hint of piss and vinegar for all those of us who are jaded and sick and tired of all the sweet sentimental sugary shit hollywood spoons out each year.

This holiday, the Demons of Christmas, with their desire to corrupt innocent souls, kidnap the only ones who can stop them, The Spirits of Christmas. Once out of the way, they target, Mr. SCRUMGE, all around nice guy and saint. Scrumge discovers charity fundraisers are a hoax, Bob Cratchit scams Tiny Tim as a cripple and his nephew Fred tries to kill him for his fortune. Scrumge's generosity fades to the Demons delight. By Christmas Eve his soul will belong to them. However the good spirits escape and in super hero style they battle the evil spirits to save Scrumge's soul and Christmas too!

Now for the kiss-ass part...
Should you be interested in a project like this please take the time to make your assistant read the script. Thanks for your time, and happy holidays.

Oh and if you pass this up, Santa's gonna kick your ass!!! "