"taco worked hard. he has a cell phone. and a dog. his name is vennis. vennis is a dog with ears and a long nouse. he sniffs ground and then he poops. taco picks up poop and has a collection of vennis poop in his garden. his garden is growing with fungus. and vennis poop. the cats go meow for vennis poop.
taco has a wife her name is maria. she is a cleaner. she cleans things. she no like vennis but SHE like TACO!!
did i win? :P"
Apparently, there's a rumor going around that the craziest query wins a free taco.
After deep reflection on the inner mysteries of the art of query writing, I've decided... YES, YOU WIN A FREE TACO.
If the completely anonymous writer of the above query would be so kind as to send me his/her mailing address, I'll hook you up with a gift certificate to the fast food taco joint of your choice. Taco Bell? Del Taco? Jack in the Box? You name it, you got it.
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3 comments:
wow thats just messed up. i would like a taco supreme lol
That rulz
Dude, email me your addy... I lost it again.
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